Card pictures copyright respectively.
Issue
14
These
legendary men are on their way to Australia for a once-in-a-lifetime
convention, with the Robinson Robot. It is an event not to be
missed!.
Listed
below are short biographies on these two behind-the-scenes heroes.
"WARNING!
WARNING! DANGER! DANGER! IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
Dick
Tufeld
These
legendary expressions are now part of our modern day vocabulary.
They were all spoken by Dick, one of America's most recognisable
and famous voice artists. He began his career at the age of
16 working as an announcer. Following his graduation, he became
an announcer at NBC in Hollywood. Success came quickly to Dick
as he started narrating the most popular television shows of
our time, that have included The Hollywood Palace, Peyton
Place, The Time Tunnel, Elvis-Hawaii, Get Smart, Zorro, Space
Patrol and of course Lost In Space. After Lost
In Space he has continued his craft on countless other assignments
that have included the Emmy awards, the Grammy awards, the Wonderful
World Of Disney, and hundreds of motion picture trailers.
He is married with four children.
Bob
May
For
a long time it was a secret - but yes, the Robot was internally
controlled by actor, Bob May. Zany is the word for versatile
Bob who started his show business career at the age of 2, working
with his comedic family 'Olsen and Johnson'. After a vaudeville
education he was soon acting, dancing and directing in theatres
all over the USA. Hollywood beckoned, and before long Bob was
featuring in motion pictures, such as Jailhouse Rock, Beach
Blanket Bingo and The Nutty Professor. Television
then followed as Bob appeared in The Lieutenant, Dr
Kildare, Mr Novak and of course, Lost In Space. After
Lost In Space, Bob went back to theatre and nightclub performing
interwoven with further acting for major studios. He is married
with two children.

Issue
15
AFTER
THE ROBINSON ROBOT BODY AND SOUL TOUR,
BOB
MAY AND DICK TUFELD NOW SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES...
To
the Australian People.
April
25th 1996
How
does one truly express one's feelings when it comes to Sydney
and the Australian people? Especially, I want to thank Glenn
Ware, Richard Maurice, Ian Stahlhut, Matthew Adams, Blake Edgerton,
Robin Gray, Kingsley Sutton and our publicist Lionel Midford.
To Anne McClenahan, Miriam Lazaro, Natalie Waters, Sally Newport
and her children Sarah, Mark and Andrew. I particularly want
to thank my Australian Robot crew: Roman Krzton, Wayne McAuliffe,
John Norton, Brad Murphy and the Best Robot stand-in I've ever
had ... Lewis Morley. To all the Aussie fans and new friends
we have made (whose names I can not remember, but I know your
faces!)
To
the Hotel Lawson, for its courteous and gracious care by all
of the hotel personnel; the Sydney Harbour Robot Cruise with
our fans and our fun ship crew on Sydney Harbour (the sights
from Sydney Harbour are the best in the world); the fabulous
"Phantom of the Opera" night; the outstanding Yolu
Dance Theatre performances; the visit to your famous Sydney
Opera House- the Sydney Centrepoint Tower restaurant (with its
breathtaking views); the Intergalactic Dinner at the gorgeous
Bankstown Sports Club (it was the great Las Vegas night); the
wondrous Powerhouse museum- the fantastic Sydney Aquarium, the
beautiful Darling Harbour with its beautiful restaurants and
shops; the Chinatown restaurant.
The
fun, joy and thrill of the Featherdale Wildlife Park, holding
those beautiful Koalas, feeding the Kangaroos, beholding the
Emus, watching the Wombats and learning all about Australia's
animals; appearing on Australian Television, Radio and in the
print media (the people we met in your media business are so
friendly and down to earth); the thrill of seeing our "Robinson
Robot-Body and Soul Tour" posters advertised all over your
beautiful city (and what great posters they were!) and all the
incredible sightseeing!
A
Special thankyou to Glenn Ware for bringing my wife Judy and
I with the very talented and fun Dick Tufeld with his charming
and delightful wife Adrienne to Australia. We will never
forget the wonderful warmth and the helpfulness of the Australian
people. Your very special appreciation and response to our shows
thrilled us as it would any performer. As I said in Sydney,
we will never forget all of you and your beautiful country,
which will stay deep in our hearts forever.
Leaving
Australia and all of you was the hardest part, but our bags
are packed and we are ready to come back any time you want us,
and believe me, "That does Compute!"
With
deepest love to all,
Bob May
Your friendly Robot.
To
our new dear friends in Australia
April
16th 1996
It's
been about a month now since we departed from the Sydney International
Terminal, officially ending "The Robinson Robot - Body
and Soul Tour", but our ten fabulous days in Australia
remain unforgettably etched in our memory banks as one of the
greatest experiences of our lifetime. It was absolutely (to
use a phrase that my wife Adrienne heard in Sydney and now voices
constantly in Los Angeles) - "Bloody Great!"
We
have been asked many times since returning "What was the
highlight of your trip?" Well, there were endless highlights:
... The breathtaking Sydney Opera House and Harbor ... The absolutely
astonishing Glebe Island Bridge ... the simply incredible Yolnu
and Moeyoengu Koekaperr Aboriginal Dance Troop we saw on a Wednesday
night at the Belvoir Street Theatre ... The unforgettable view
from Sydney Tower. The Intergalactic Dinner at the Bankstown
Sports Club was a magical evening we rarely ever experience
... And of course getting the chance to spend time and share
a thousand laughs with Bob and Judy May.
The
Mays arrived in Australia several hours before we did, and when
we checked in to the Hotel Lawson, there was a great message
in my room from Bob .... when I lifted up the toilet seat, there
was an 8x10 picture of Bob and the Robot taped to the bottom
of the seat cover inscribed "Welcome to Australia Dick!"
I told Bob the next day that I have been in the toilet many
times in my life, but never expected to find him there!
To
name one singular highlight of the trip is really quite easy:
It was getting the opportunity to meet and be with the people
of Australia. YOU made us feel welcome from the moment our Qantas
plane landed and you were thoughtful and kind and an absolute
delight to be with every single moment of our visit. We can
never thank you enough. You are the best! And we will never
forget.
We
will always remember: working with the talented and extraordinary
gifted Lewis Morley ... the friendship and great professional
skill of our publicist Lionel Midford ... Lunch with Pete Graham
from 2WS FM at the Lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon in Parramatta
... Barrister Richard Maurice (he said I had a wicked sense
of humour; believe me - his is equally, make that more wicked!)
... John Norton (does Lee really plan to marry you on October
11th? Why?? John it was wonderful of you to call us from Brisbane
to inquire about our trip to New Zealand. Many thanks) ... Anne
and Ken McClenahan (Anne, I'd pay to see and hear you anywhere
in the world! What a gift for comedy you have!) ... Brad Murphy
(It was you, Brad, who came up with the brilliant idea of naming
the show "The Robinson Robot - Body and Soul Tour",
but why did YOU have to stack all the chairs and do the heavy
lifting?) ... Wayne McAuliffe and Miriam Lazaro - what a great,
sweet pair! (Miriam, thanks again for the pictures and especially
the Violet Crumble bars. We think about you two often!) ...
Kingsley Sutton (we really appreciate your thoughtful card and
the pictures; we send our best to you and your lovely parents),
Steven Carteris (Steven, your nice card arrived recently. It
was much appreciated! I'll keep talking - you keep writing!)
Steve
Altham, (from Melbourne, I think) who made and presented us
with the most amazing Lost In Space flag. It's truly incredible!
Still others we cannot forget: Matthew Adams and Ian Stahlhut
(what a huge contribution they've made to LIS in Australia!)
and Paul Heller (always wearing that wonderful smile) .... And
Roman Krzton (who did everything backstage and then more!) .......
And Brian Dee who supplied video and audio expertise And Natalie
Waters (whose ongoing helpfulness and continual good cheer were
truly heartwarming and a pleasure to be around. Furthermore,
she is the only person I know to have figured out that "The
qualities of John Robinson and Don West accentuated the disjunction
of their inspirational prowess to Dr. Smith's cowardice"
I wonder if Irwin Allen was aware of that!!??)
And
Lucey Stapleton, the Psychologist from Queensland, who will
be visiting Denver this summer and Coralle Johnson (Did I sign
10 or was it 30 autographs for you? .... It doesn't matter--
It was a great pleasure!) .... and Mark Alstrope from Adelaide,
who thoughtfully asked us to phone his good friend Mark Atkinson
(paralyzed in an intensive care hospital from a terrible motorcycle
accident three weeks earlier) ... We did - and we will never
forget it! Sunday morning, March 15th, with a plane to catch
back to Adelaide, Mark Aistrope RAN across the Glebe
Island Bridge to the Hotel Lawson to hand deliver to us the
most touching note that we have ever read. Mark, we treasure
it.
..
And
to all of you, whose names I just can't remember at this moment,
but whose faces and enthusiasm and kindness and friendship I
will never forget - Thankyou. You can't imagine how wonderful
you made us feel, and how wonderful it was to be with you.
Then,
there's Sally Newport ... a dear friend, a tireless worker,
mother of three absolutely adorable children. Sally was making
arrangements, confirming appointments, wrapping up details,
dealing with problems, endlessly driving us around and always
being helpful, answering constant questions with a smile ....
all while performing her most essential function: telling Glenn
Ware while he was driving, where to turn left, where to turn
right, when to get out of the left lane, when to get into the
right lane, when to get off the highway, when to slow down,
and cautioning which set of Traffic lights had the Red Light
Cameras! And thank God she did. Glenn, sometimes preoccupied
and who has lived in Sydney all his life, did not always remember
the quickest way to get to where we were going. Sally did!
And
finally, Glenn Ware - one of the greatest Lost In Space fans
in the world and a loyal and true friend. It was Glenn who conceived
the idea for the Robot tour, planned tirelessly to make it a
reality, accepted full responsibility for all details (including
financial) and deserves monumental credit for producing an event
Australian fans will long remember (as we will, too!) Let me
tell you about Glenn. Ever since I saw the film "The Right
Stuff ", I have had this thing (there's no other way to
say it) about the incredible sound that seems to come from the
very bowels of the earth - The awesome drone of the Aboriginal
sound stick - the Didjeridu. About three and a half years ago,
something quite long appeared in our mailbox - Glenn had sent
me a Didjeridu! I have tried to master the sound for about 42
months now, and of course I never will. Regrettably, what I
seem to have mastered is not unlike the sound of breaking wind.
For that, I have always blamed the instrument .... I am not
responsible for that sound!
So,
at our recent tour of the Sydney Opera House, at an Aboriginal
gift shop, I could hardly wait to try out six or seven Didjeridus.
I did not, however make a purchase. When I blew into them, they
all sounded as wretched as mine. A remarkable lady named Michelle,
who worked in the gift shop (valiantly trying to save a sensitive
public) gave me a booklet - "PLAY AND ENJOY THE DIDJERIDU
OF THE AUSTRALIAN ABORIGINAL (A NEWCOMER'S GUIDE)". I will
never forget her!
At
the end of our tour when leaving Sydney, while waiting for our
plane to be called at the International Departure Terminal,
I wandered into the 'Rainbow Serpent' - a shop housing about
a dozen more Didjeridus. Understandably, I could hardly wait
to try them all. And one - only one, - almost sounded authentic
when I blew into it! My elation was tempered by the fact that
it cost a great deal of money, and the shipping charges made
it even worse. In a rare moment of sanity, I cautioned myself
"You're out of you're mind!, forget it!" So I passed
on the illogical purchase and we boarded the plane.
But
Wait! For the next five days in New Zealand and then for the
following ten days back home, I was beside myself ...
furious and despondent that I had not made my essential purchase!
Desperate and frustrated that I had blown my one great opportunity,
I of course called Glenn (lucky Glenn!)
I
described the airport shop, the sound stick and the price as
best I could remember and asked if he could call the shop and
see if the Didjeridu were still available. A day later he faxed
me. "I think I have tracked it down" he wrote, and
he described it. But something didn't sound quite right. So
I called him back, redescribed it and asked if he would check
with the shop one last time.
Here
is the essence of Glenn Ware: Two days later he called me from
his cellular phone. He had driven from Greenacre to the Sydney
International Airport, contacted the store manager (an obviously
lovely lady named Carla Buscemi) who escorted him through security
without a passport and into the shop. He put Carla on
the phone with me, - we narrowed it down to two instruments.
'Can you play them Carla?" I asked. She said she could,
and yes she can! Now this is almost surreal: for the next 20
minutes (I mean 20 minutes) Glenn positioned his phone at the
end of each of the Didjeridus as I repeatedly requested Carla
to "blow on the first one, now the second one, now the
first one again, now the second again, and one more time - the
first one!" and on and on for 20 mnutes! Finally I said
"I think that's the one!"
I
gave Glenn my credit card number and he had it shipped to me.
(In a subsequent phone call, Glenn said the people in the shop
at the time were absolutely astonished and incredulous at the
scene taking place). I thanked Carla for her great patience
and understanding in dealing with a mentally challenged person
on the phone. I also pointed out that 'in accordance with Aboriginal
law and custom women are not allowed to play a Didjeridu. "I
not an Aboriginal", she replied, "I'm Italian! so
I don't care!!"
Well,
it finally arrived! Yesterday! I received a very long package
from the Australian Post, - and guess what! It's Not the right
one! However it is magnificent looking and much more decorative
than the other. And, actually I can now get a fairly authentic
sound from it. ..at the cost of a bloody lip! I tend to overdo
things (that's my style) and apparently because of excessive
practice on my new toy, I developed and broke a blood blister
on my upper lip. In any event, you're all invited to my first
concert at the Belvoir Street Theatre. And if you're lucky -
it may not be in the too near future. Check with the venue's
director, Samantha Saunders, for the best seats. She's great!
- even though my attempted sounds are not. But blame Glenn Ware
for all of this, he started it!
Sometimes
the passing of days, months, years has a way of dimming the
prism that illuminates a wonderful experience in a remarkable
place. But not this time I think. For we take with us too many
great memories of too many great people in a truly great city
in a truly great country. We have photographs. We have video
tape. And we have the fabulous posters that were plastered all
over the walls and fences of Sydney advertising "The Robinson
Robot - Body and Soul Tour".
But
most importantly - to take with us through time - we have YOU
... in our heads and in our hearts! to give to you cannot compare
with what you gave to us. As I said before - we will never forget.
And we thank you - all of you - always!
Dick
Tufeld

Issue
16
Hi
everyone.
It
is my esteemed honour to express my total delight with
issue No 15 of Alpha Control, Please allow me to elaborate:
Front
cover photo by Miriam Lazaro captured our enjoyment with the
beautiful harbour skyline coupled with the fantastic Sydney
Opera House.
Inside
cover artwork by John Parkinson captured the fun that Dick and
I had in Australia.
The
great editorial that puts Alpha Control at the top for all Lost
In Space fans and well into my heart.
The
interview of Bill Mumy by my good buddy Ian Stahlhut was enjoyable
and very informative.
The
three reports of our Australian tour by Steven Cateris was depicted
well and brought to mind fond memories.
The
Aussie Fox video release report was great, and the 'What's Extra?'
column was very interesting as was The Old, the New and the
Deadly.
'My
Brief Encounters with LIS people' by Ed Shifres. It's always
nice to be remembered.
The
1995 Lost In Space cast anniversary review, reminded me that
we all had a great time in Boston USA last year, with all the
snow and the fans. Especially the fan who was 'dressed up' and
walked straight up to me revealing that he was a Robot made
of pie pans!
There
Were Giants in the Earth said it all: They were Giants
and we will miss them all.
The
Body and Soul Ruminations by McAuliffe. Thanks Wayne for all
the nice things you said.
Letters
to the Editor made me very proud that Dick and I have brought
the people of Australia, a sense of the fun and the spirit that
we had during our time on Lost In Space. Our tour was a time
that my wife and I will never forget!
The
inside back cover artwork by Mark Dorais captures the essence
of Lost In Space and brought back wonderful memories to me!
The
back cover artwork by Frantz Kantor is absolutely gorgeous!!!!
All
the photos by Glenn Ware, Dale Sinden, Miriam Lazaro, John Norton,
Steven Cateris, Steve Althain, Marta Kristen, Anne McClenahan
and Colin Gabriel captured it all and in conclusion: That does
compute! And I thank you all.
Your
devoted Robot
Bob May, Sylmar, California USA
Hi
to everyone in Australia
Issue
15 of Alpha Control was indeed marvellous and was a wonderful
reminder of the faces, places and people of our unforgettable
trip. And speaking of that... had a recording session four days
ago with Jonathan Harris! It's a radio commercial for Perkins
Family Restaurants, a dining chain located in the midwestem
and southern sections of the USA.
It
was Dr smith and the Robot together AGAIN. and to say I loved
it would be a massive understatement. The commercial copy wasn't
that creative or brilliant - but Jonathan was!!
What
he brought to the reading put everybody - I mean everybody -
on the floor in hysterics. Was he that funny? Did the Trojan
Horse have a wooden tail?? You bet! After the session the two
of us sat around for a good 45 minutes and talked mostly about
you... about Australia, the conventions the LIS fan club, and
about many of you individually! ... Your ears should be burning.
It was great! Recently, club members Lee and John Norton were
married and I understand it was quite beautiful and at the end
of the night, Lee and John stepped on to a huge speedboat and
in the blackness of the night they sped off into the distance.
Must have been a wonderftd sight! (Of course getting married
and disappearing into the night isn't all that unusual... Just
kidding guys!!) Congratulations to you both! We send our love
and best wishes for a long and healthy life together.
And
since we're talking about wonderful evenings, LISA committee
member Anne McClenahan came to Los Angeles a few months ago
and called. We were delighted! Anne was staying with her cousin
who lives here. We invited the two of them to dinner and guess
who the cousin turned out to be - actress Carmen Duncan! Adrienne
and I had an unbelievable evening with two of the most charming,
gracious and funny ladies on the continent!
I
have had a few more enquiries about the following subject, so
I'll close with this, (you may have to re-read my last letter
in Alpha Control 15 to understand) last June 16th was father's
day here in the states. Two of our children (They're not really
children- they just act that way around me, sometimes) called
the Australian Consulate. They said for the sake of our mother's
sanity, can you find you help us find someone in Southern California
who can give our father didjeridu lessons - he's driving us
crazy!! This led to all kinds of suggestions; subsequent phone
calls led to the best father's day gift I ever received - a
didjeridu lesson.
Now,
it hasn't been easy, but I'm getting better - more or less.
And I've had a lot of help from my friends; Carmen Duncan has
a son who plays the Didjeridu in the classic Aboriginal stance
- on one leg. I tried that. I fell on my head. I tried that
again. I fell on my head again. I will not try that again! I
complained to Anne McClenahan about the anatomical impossibility
of circular breathing - playing the Didjeridu without ever stopping
for a breath (exhaling through the mouth while inhaling through
the nose) - that's the way it's done! She wrote to me about
her husband Ken's friend Alister ... who suggested I practice
by blowing air into a straw in a glass of water while inhaling
through the nose. "It's not that hard, " he said ...
Okay. I tried that. Alister forgot to mention one thing: you
almost drown when all the water runs up your nose ... But great
news! I can circular breath kind of now... I can even make the
sound of a dingo. Bring your Click sticks. Wait though... there's
still one problem. All my life, I've had a deviated septum.
I can only breath out of one side of my nose at a time.
So when I take a quick inhalation through my nose while exhaling
through my mouth, I'm still not getting enough air, and still
have to stop for a breath.
That's
not going to stop me, you know. I'm going to schedule Septum
Surgery. That'll do it! I'll keep you informed. Don't put those
click sticks away yet!...
Our
best to all of you!
Dick Tufeld, Studio City, California, USA

Issue
17
10th
March 1997
To
the greatest Lost In Space fans in the world.
If
memory serves me correctly, (don't ever bet on my memory)
it was exactly one year ago today that we spent our first day
in Australia, highlighted by the fabulous Sydney Harbour Cruise
& the unforgettable experience of meeting with so many of
you. I know Mark Goddard will be visiting you this October;
what a marvelous treat he'll have to look forward to!
During
the past 12 months we've exchanged mail, faxes, and phone conversations
with a number of our Australian friends, and it's always a wonderful
pleasure.
Time
does march on: John and Lee Norton got married in Ferny Grove;
Miriam Larzaro and Wayne McAuliffe got engaged in Bexley and
Anne McClanahan got even funnier in Croydon... There were some
falling outs along the way, and then some falling ins... Steven
Cateris was singularly responsible for my becoming a Violet
Crumbles junkie (I'm seriously considering Rehab), and
my slowly improving skills on the didjeridu are becoming, I
suspect, somewhat less than legendary
Some
things, of course, never change. The Glebe Island Bridge is
still unbelievably beautiful piece of architecture. King's Cross
is still ... well, King's Cross. And Glenn Ware is still obsessively
terrified of Red light cameras. Couple of things we're really
looking forward to: Mark Aistrope from Adelaide says he plans
to visit L.A. in September, and Anne McClenahan thinks she'll
be here in June. Hope more of you can visit.- That would be
great.
And,
of course, the now endlessly discussed Lost In Space
movie will be viewable before another year has passed. We're
as curious about it as you are.
I
think we'll all miss the nostalgia and familiar faces of the
characters we've seen for so many years, but I know that this
film will have extraordinary special effects and production
values. While I know it can never be the same as the show we
grew up with... hopefully, it will be great on it's own level.
There
is a Robot character in the script, and I've received many phone
calls from many people asking if the movie's producers have
contacted me. The answer is Yes... I heard from them last week.
We'll see how it all works out.
Jonathan
Harris called a few days ago. It's always a great treat talking
to him; he sounded well and happy. I know the movie's producers
would dearly love for Jonathan to accept a role in the Lost
In Space picture, but at the time of our conversation,
at least.. he indicated he had absolutely no interest in doing
that. I also know it will be a lesser picture without him.
We're
fine ... miss all of you... Adrienne joins me in sending our
very best!
Be Well
Dick Tufeld Studio City, California U.S.A.
Hi
to everyone in Australia.
I've
just come back from appearing at a three day Creation Convention
in Pasadena called Grand Slam. There were thousands of people
there and I shared the stage with William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
and Darth Vader. (There's a foursome for you!) It was just great!
It
is still my honour to say how fantastic issue No 16 of Alpha
Control is; entertaining from start to finish. I always enjoy
reading every issue of Alpha Control. The Mark Goddard interview
was just great, he is a talented guy, he's a great actor, he
really is. I thought Mark would have said more about Mr Monroe
with his foot fetish ...there's more to that story you know.
Mark will probably tell it all when he's in Australia.
Great
to read the Deforest Kelly letter, sounds like he had a great
time in Australia, it reminded me of the Australian tour I had
with Dick Tufeld virtually one year ago now. The time that was
shown to me and my wife by Glenn Ware and his friends in Australia,
is now one of my greatest memories. I will never forget the
Aussie fans.
I
liked very much the Steven Cateris review of the LISA Winter
convention, very informative and well written. Steven, I'm checking
your spelling, it's excellent!
The
J2 files were well done, My congratulations to Dai Buckley,
Ron Gross and John Parkinson. The art work by Frantz Kantor
is second to none. Just superb. The Chris Meys article about
our space ship 'flying" is wonderful. I'd love one
of those. I wonder how New Line Cinema will make the Jupiter
II look in the upcoming movie. I'm sure it'll be well done.
Speaking
of the movie, the Lost In Space fans have always wanted
to have this movie, and before too long there going to get it.
I can only wish New Line Cinema/Prelude Pictures all my best
wishes and that it will be a super picture. The will be done
properly.
I
hear that the movie Robot might be computer animated and it
may look different, but some things will never change, I have
always been the Robot from Lost In Space and I always
will be. As far as my involvement in the movie goes, I haven't
been approached yet, but I have never knocked back a job, so
we'll see how everything works out.
Lost
In Space has
now entertained three generations and we are now staring on
our fourth. My daughter Debra has just had a baby boy, Devin,
(He'll be a great Lost In Space fan) so I'm now a grandfather!
Mother and baby are doing well.
Finally
to all those unforgettable Lost In Space fans who came
to see Dick Tufeld and 1, in The Robinson Robot-Body
and Soul show one year ago, I thank you all.
Bob
May Sylmar, California U.S.A.

Issue
18
August
8th 1997
To
our dear friends in Australia -
We've
had a major heatwave in Southern California the past few days
- got up to 46 degrees Celsius in some parts of town, - but,
honestly, nothing's been hotter around here than Lost In
Space.
"TV
Guide looks at Science Fiction,"
well produced by Kevin Burns, aired recently. It was a one hour
TV special with a ton of Sci-fi clips, hosted by William Shatner.
I got to announce the show and provide the Robot's voice, and
Bob May, my partner in Robotian crime, was again brilliant with
his legendary moves.
The
Altoid Mint advertisements, recently all over New York, are
now all over L.A. The omnipresent posters show a full shot of
the Robot with a huge red graphic reading "Warning Will
Robinson!" They're visible at every bus stop around town.
The
trailer for the Lost In Space movie has been running
all over the country, receiving a rather remarkable audience
response. It's all high tech footage, special effects, no identifying
information or titles, and then, - at the very end - a voice
says: "Next year - prepare for the most human adventure
of all" (fade to black).
The
Lost In Space graphic comes up, & you hear the Robot's
familiar "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!" I was told
about the reaction of four theatre audiences. (one in New York;
three in L. A) They stood. They applauded. They cheered. Amazing!!
At
the end of August, a Sci-fi convention "StarCon '97",
was held in Pasadena. Many celebrities on hand, Best of all
- June, Jonathan, Billy, Marta and Angela were all there, along
with Francine York, Bob May and myself from Lost In Space.
Everyone looked wonderful, and we had a chance to visit
for two great days. The event was well publicised with interviews
and features on local television channels all dealing with Lost
In Space. CNN also covered the happenings on their "Show
Biz Today" show. They carried a quick Robot sequence, with
Robby the Robot blinking, Bob May talking and me, quietly grinning.
(or was that a gas cramp?)
Access
Hollywood -
a nationally syndicated TV show, also ran a recent piece with
Bill Mumy, Bob May & myself talking about you know what.
They plan a lengthier, focused follow up to air in November.
The
Sci-fi Channel is going to run another 18 hour Lost In Space
marathon in October. They taped conversations with all the cast,
and many of the clips will run between and during the many episodes
airing this October 16th. (Wonder why they chose that date?)
And
finally, the Los Angeles Times recently ran a huge, three page,
Lost In Space story in their Calendar section.
The headline read "The Lost In Space movie is coming
-- but don't worry, the Robot's back! ". It was a really
in depth feature, with pictures and information about the original
TV cast, and contained a lot you wanted to know about the forthcoming
motion picture.
So,
you get the point. Lost In Space is at it's absolute
zenith of popularity and notoriety. And the movie is already
receiving more pre release publicity than any picture in recent
memory. Lots more to come! So Stay Tuned --
Adrienne
(Deadliest of the Species) joins me in sending our very best
wishes to all of you, Oh, and by the way.. I think I have a
real shot for an Olympic Gold medal in Sydney -- given for the
highest degree of futility achieved in Didjeridu performance.
I've now mastered the sounds of the Dingo. The Emu is next.
Then I'm going for the Rainbow Serpent of mythology. (Don't
worry they'll drag me away long before that!)
All
of you - Be Well!
Dick
Tufeld Studio City, California U.S.A.
To
all my Aussie friends in Australia
It's
been one convention after another, with one really special convention-.
Star Con 1997 held in Pasadena, in which the cast, the Robot
and Dick Tufeld. (minus Mark who was in Boston. and we all missed
him)
Recently,
I had the privilege and the honour to work as the Robot, with
William Shatner on a TV special called TV Guide looks at
Science Fiction, produced & directed by my good friend
Kevin Bums. Mr. Shatner is a great star and fun to work with.
Dick
Tufeld and I appeared together on Access Hollywood
TV show and the Sci-fi channel, and you all know how much
fun it is when Bob May and Dick Tufeld are together!
I
hope that all my friends in Australia are looking forward to
our special day: October 16th 1997. The original Blast-off date
of the Jupiter II.
As
I told you in the last issue of Alpha Control. my daughter Deborah
presented my wife Judy and I with a beautiful and healthy grandson
named Devin - so now I'm a grandfather ... however, he will
not be the new Robot. I still love that job, and
can still fit inside with ease.
Miss
all of you, and your beautiful country.
Your
Robot pal
Bob
May Sylmar, California U.S.A.

Issue
19
February
5th 1998.
To
our dear Australian friends
First
of all, let me be the last (or the first depending on this publishing
date) to wish all of you a happy & healthy new year. (Better
late than never!) 1997 wound up with a lot of excitement for
the Tufelds. In September, we spent 18 days in Hong Kong, Tokyo
& Kyoto -- all of which was truly wonderful.
Then,
in the middle of October -- the 16th, if you must know - the
entire cast from the Lost In Space TV series gathered at the
Museum of Television & Radio in Beverly Hills for a special
celebration of the Jupiter II's blast-off into what is starting
to look like immortality. It was a terrific festive evening.
Everyone was there (including Mark Goddard who had just gotten
back from Sydney). Everyone was well and everyone looked wonderful.
Ten
days later we went back to London to record the Robot's voice
for the Lost In Space movie at Shepperton Studios. Working with
the movie's director, Stephen Hopkins in Post Production was
a great experience. He's a hands-on director, knows what he
wants and is looking for, and is always open to suggestions.
It
was a five hour session and I enjoyed every minute of it; plus
I got to see a lot of absolutely awesome footage! The movie's
special effects will really knock you out!! In all, we spent
a week in London. Got to visit with friends I'd worked with
on the Tom Jones TV show in the late 70's, and friends from
Tokyo were also in town during our visit. So we had a great
time. And then we went to Paris for four days after that! Can't
think of a more memorable October - November.
New
Line has come out with a lot of Lost In Space toys. From the
TV series, an 11" talking Robot (whose head lights up &
swivels), a talking Robot Christmas tree ornament, a 3"
Robot key chain, and get this -- a T-Shirt with the Robot's
picture that also talks! (If that doesn't remove the T-Shirt
ban at LIS fan club dinners, I don't know what will.)
There's
more to come: A blue Robot and a silver Robot from the movie
(they talk too), a Sega computer game with a ton of Robot dialogue,
and for those of you who want the best for your teeth --- a
Robot Toothbrush! And there's more to come. The merchandise
is unbelievable.
Last
Sunday February 1st -- There was a comic book & Sci-Fi convention
at the Shrine auditorium in Los Angeles attended by 2,500-3.000
people. Lost In Space was there to promote the movie with producer/screen-writer
Akiva Goldsman. Gary Oldman, Mimi Rogers, Matt LeBlanc, Lacey
Chabert and Jack Johnson all in attendance.
It
was my chance to meet my new and very impressive Robinson family.
There was a lot of press and television coverage. A friend of
mine from Sydney called the following morning; said he nearly
fell off the chair when he saw me being interviewed on Channel
7 that night. and Glenn Ware of L.I.S.A. faxed and called me
the next day too to say that he saw it as well.
The
movie's getting remarkable pre-release publicity. It will open
in the States April 3rd--April 9th in Australia and the Hollywood
premiere is now scheduled for Sunday March 29th.
And
finally - and perhaps the best -- we've had a couple of visits
here from Australian L.I.S.A. members. Mark Aistrope from Adelaide
was here in October with some friends; and just a few days ago
we had a chance to visit with committee member Anne McClenahan
and her cousin Carmen Duncan. Had a wonderful time with all
of them!
More
to come, talk to you soon.
Hope youre all well.
Dick Tufeld Studio City, California U.S.A.
To
all my Aussie friends.
It's
still hectic convention time for me, one after another. There's
been television too, just recently, I appeared on the Tonight
Show with Jay Leno, set up by Kevin Burns & New Line
Cinema. As the Robot, I rolled on stage and the audience gave
out a tremendous roar. Then I had a short conversation with
Jay Leno. Matt LeBlanc was on the show too - his a big fan
of Lost In Space, I like him a lot, he was there
with his friend Matthew Perry.
Ive
just come back from the "Bob May Hollywood Party Cruise"
it was treinendously successful, we had a whole bunch of
stars with us cruising to Ensenada for three days and niglits
on the ship "The Holiday". I've got the sea cruise
bug now, as we are organising another cruise - an Hawaiian starting
December 2nd; five ports and four islands, it's going to be
exciting as hell. If any Aussies are interested, drop me a line
care of LISA
As
you know, it won't be long till the movie New Line Cinema have
sent me many Robot products and I've done a lot of signings
for them. Even though Jonathan, Billy, and myself arent
in the movie, my message is simple: you fans have been asking
for it for years, New Line has heard you - now you're getting
the movie. You've made up your mind about the series, go see
the movie, support it and have an open mind about it.
Miss
your beautiful country, take care all my Australian buddies.
Your Robot Pal
Bob May Sylmar, California U.S.A.

Issue
20
To
our dear friends in Australia:
It's
been exactly six months since my last letter to you, and from
a "Lost In Space" perspective, a lot has been, and
is, going on. It was great attending the movie's premiere at
the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood on March 29th, and there was
a marvelous party at the Hollywood Palladium after that. Everyone
from the movie cast was there along with director Stephen Hopkins
and writer/producer Akiva Goldsman. The premiere had a huge
amount of media coverage, and I was asked to do a number of
television interviews. The TV interviewer from London stopped
me cold when she asked "If you knew you were going to be
Lost In Space forever, and could take only two items with you
--- what would you take?" Well, that question was quite
unexpected, the camera was rolling and, as usual, they had to
pry my foot out of my mouth when I finally blurted out: "Food
--- and a Urinal". The interviewer collapsed with laughter,
and I collapsed with embarrassment. Obviously, you can't take
me anywhere....
On
April 3rd, the day the movie opened in 3,350 theaters here in
the States, the "Lost In Space Return to Earth" convention
(with the original TV cast) got under way at the Hollywood Entertainment
Museum. Much has been said and written about this event, on
line and off, pro and con. I can tell you this: artistically,
it was great! The entire cast was in wonderful form... terrific
panel discussions... dynamite displays... the overall presentation
probably the best of any Lost In Space convention. Billy Mumy
and his band. the Jenerators. played on Saturday night and Jonathan
hosted a really good Sunday breakfast. And the fans loved it
all!
But
--- the weather was lousy!! It rained steadily for two days
severely. impacting the size of the crowds... In addition, other
events were also scheduled in the city those days: all of which
put the financial success of the convention in serious jeopardy.
Producers Gary Sohmers and Fred Shenuan. and Kevin Bums of Foxstar
Productions really deserved a great deal more.
In
the middle of May, Angela Cartwright asked Bill Mumy and me
to serve as judges for the annual St. Michael's School-Coldwater
Canyon Chili Cookoff. We had a really fun day, quite notable
for a couple of reasons; first of all, Bill Mumy has not had
one bite of meat in twenty years. (If that doesn't qualify him
as an expert judge, I don't know what does.) And, of course,
asking me to judge a Chili Cookoff brings new meaning to the
term: "Blast Off!"
Went
to Las Vegas early in July along with Mimi Rogers and Jack Johnson
from the movie cast. There was a huge video tape dealers' convention
there (about 10,000 attendees), and New Line Cinema hosted a
gala party at Liberace's former home the night before. We were
all at the LIS display booth for conversation and autographs
the next day. I got a lot of requests from people to "do
the Robot's voice". It's always a kick to watch their eyes
light up and see them smile when I do. The Lost In Space videos,
by the way, will hit the stores October 6th, here in America,
and I think a very large buying frenzy is anticipated... maybe
as much as 90-100 million dollars. I understand New Line plans
to spend around 20 million dollars to promote the video sales.
For
those of you who follow such things -- the movie, as of this
date, has grossed 69 million dollars in North America &
about 29.5 million internationally. It just opened in England
last week (it was number one), with France and the rest of Europe
yet to follow. It opens in Japan in December, where it should
be very successful. Along with all the merchandise sales (now
they're coming out with a talking Robot watch!) plus the forthcoming
videos - I think the entire movie package may accurately be
termed a financial success, and perhaps might trigger a sequel.
Hope so.
Something
really nice happened last June. Icons (a company in Burbank)
is manufacturing a full size replica Robot from the TV series
with all the electronic sights and sounds. It's going to sell
for around 8000 U.S. dollars. Along with Bob May, I was invited
to lunch and to visit their facility and was absolutely delighted
to meet (for the first time!) Robert Kinoshita. Robert, as many
of you know, was the Art Director for the series; he designed
Robby the Robot, and, of course, our favorite Robot. We had
never met. You can imagine what a great pleasure and honor this
was for me.
Couple
of quick notes: With the movie opening last week in Ireland,
I did a radio interview a few days ago for a station in Dublin
with Sean Moncrief, and another radio piece recently with Leon
Byner that aired in Adelaide (our friend Mark Aistrope's home
town). I really enjoy getting such requests from overseas, and
am constantly amazed at how thoroughly knowledgeable the interviewers
are.
Danger
Will Robinson! -- Danger!! Kevin Bums is at it again!! He's
in the middle of producing and filming the ultimate Lost In
Space documentary, "Lost In Space Forever". We'll
all be in it. I understand Jonathan is even going to shave his
moustache and wear his original Dr. Smith suit for the project.
(Why do I think he's getting paid A LOT for this??) I
think you'll see video clips of Jonathan, Bob May, Mark Goddard
and me taken in Australia, and -- this is REALLY big -- astute
comments made by Glenn Ware while wearing his black suit!! Could
I make that up?? It's not to be missed!!!
And
finally.... it's always great to see L.I.S.A. Committee member,
Anne McClenahan when she visits over here. We got to do that
a few weeks ago; this time her husband, Ken, was able to come
along. So that made it doubly great. His presence, of course,
forced both Anne and me to attempt good behavior. Never easy
for Anne. Virtually impossible for me.
Since
we won't have another chance to say this in print before their
November wedding -- Adrienne and I want to send our love and
congratulations to two of our all time favorites, Miriam Lazaro
and Wayne McAuliffe. They're finally doing it -- on November
22nd in Sydney -- and we're thrilled! (Actually, I suspect they've
always been doing it in Sydney ... ) I'll comply with their
request and send them my invaluable pre-nuptual advice and counsel.
And
speaking of weddings -- our youngest son, Craig, married Carole
in Santa Monica on July 12th. It was wonderful. We think she's
wonderful. Hopefully. we might recover by the turn of the century.
Don't bet on it...
Love
to all. From Adrienne, too.
Dick Tufeld California, U.S.A.
To
all my fans in Australia.
10th
August 1998
I'm
in the process of writing a book about my show-business family
and, of course, I'm still doing lot of conventions and public
appearances. Just recently I appeared at Pasadena Starcon 98
with Angela Cartwright and Vitina Marcus. The ladies have never
looked so beautiful. Technology has caught up with the May household,
and no"- I'm on the Internet, everyone is quite welcome
to visit my website at www. robot-B9.com I've had a look at
your L. I.S.A. club website, and it is very good indeed.
The
April 3rd "Return to Earth Convention" at the Hollywood
Museum was great fun, and we had some great laughs. It was great
to see everyone (the LIS cast) once again and I was very pleased
to see Vitina Marcus, Francine York and Lou Wagner at the convention.
I haven't seen Lou for years. Has anyone noticed all the great
Lost In Space toys? I have to thank New Line Cinema for two
things, (1) The movie regenerated love and interest in our television
show. (2) They bought out a whole bunch of great merchandise
connected with the TV show.
I
had a lunch reunion recently with the original Robot design
and maintenance crew, whom I haven't seen since Lost In Space
finished. There was Johnny Burgazie, Bill Myatt, and the designer
of the Robinson Robot himself, Robert Kinoshita. Robert is a
wonderful man, he's 84 years old now and as soon we saw each
other, we exchanged the biggest hug. You better believe there
was a lot of reminiscing and quite a few stories told at that
lunch.
I
have been told that Lost In Space is playing on Australian television
again, on the Seven Network, every Sunday night. And right from
the beginning too. Have a look at the first three episodes,
I actually walk the Robot in the shots. That caused me a lot
of pain and blood! I remember saying to Robert there has to
be a better way than this, and so the Robot team bolted the
legs together and I rolled in every full shot scene after that.
We
to see you one day again in Australia, miss your beautiful country
-
Your Robot Pal.
Bob May Los Angeles, U.S.A.

Issue
21
November
30th, 1998
To
our dear friends in Australia -
With
the Holiday season and The New Year fast approaching, we have
good news and bad news to report: The good news is that Kevin
Bums' splendid documentary, "Lost In Space Forever",
had its first Los Angeles TV airing this past weekend. Skillfully
produced, directed and edited, the one hour television special
is a wonderful summation of the show's "before", "after",
and "now" phases that's guaranteed to please every
genuine Lost In Space fan (which includes every one of you)
...
The
bad news is that Glenn Ware (legendary member of the LISA committee)
who was filmed speaking earnestly and effectively and thoughtfully
about Lost In Space's amazing life in Australia (all this whilst
wearing his legendary black suit) --- Glenn ended up --- regrettably
-- on the cutting room floor. Mon Dieu! Quel donimage!! What
a pity !!! What can I say? --- But -- when you have the opportunity
--- see the show anyway. All the cast is at their very best.
Jonathan and Billy are great. Angela and Marta look fabulous.
June, as always, is a delight. Mark still has it going -- big
time. Bob May has come up with some really innovative, knockout
Robot moves that you've never seen before. You'll like host
John Larroquette. And Jonathan, Billy and the Robot have some
really funny dialogue in the sketch that ends the show. Don't
miss it. And perhaps at the next LIS convention, we can package
and sell "Glenn Ware:-- the lost Black Suit videos."
Great idea.
Had
a funny experience in New York about a month ago. We were having
dinner with five friends from Tokyo at the Park Avenue Grill.
One of our party mentioned to our young waiter that I was the
voice of the Robot. "You're kidding!", he exclaimed.
"Do it! Do it!! Do the voice!!!" So I did the obligatory
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!! Our waiter is a Bubble-headed
Booby!". "Oh my God!". he said -- "That's
it! That's it!".
Then
-- thirty minutes later (between the first course and the main
course) he brought the Chef from the kitchen over to our table.
Said the waiter to us: "He (the Chef) doesn't believe me!
Do the voice for HIM!!". So then I did it for the Chef
who shouted out "I don't believe it!! I don't believe it!!".
And then -- about two hours later -- as we were all leaving
the restaurant, the Maitre de rushed up to Adrienne and excitedly
asked. "Which one is he? Which one is the Robot??"
I never cease to be amazed that over thirty years later -- The
Robot character still generates that kind of joyful and enthusiastic
response.
When
I last wrote to you in August, I mentioned a telephone interview
we did with Leon Byner for his Adelaide radio program. Well,
Leon came to Hollywood a few weeks ago with his camera crew
(Scan Dinning & John Briggs) and we got together for a television
interview for Adelaide, and for dinner, after that. Lovely guys
-- big Lost In Space fans -- and we'll look forward to seeing
them again when they return in March.
Our
friends, Miriam Lazaro and Wayne McAuliffe, who we met during
"The Robinson Robot - Body and Soul Tour" in Sydney
in 1996 --- got married on November 22nd. From all reports,
it was a beautiful wedding and a truly wonderful day. Wish we
could have been there. I know all of you join us in wishing
them a lifetime of joy and happiness and health,
And
to all of you -- Adrienne and I send our very best always-,
have a wonderful holiday season and the happiest of all New
Years!
Dick
Tufeld Los Angeles, U.S.A.
5th
December 1998
To
my fans in Australia.
This
year has had me doing a lot of conventions and public appearances,
and no doubt I'll be doing a lot more in 1999, 1 really do enjoy
meeting the fans of Lost In Space. This year had its ups and
downs, however there have been many great events; meeting new
friends and seeing old pals, the In Space Movie premiere, and
the filming of "Lost In Space Forever" - a new hour-long
TV special.
With
great thanks to Kevin Bums, who did a fantastic Job of producing
and directing this TV special, it was so enjoyable working again
with Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith) and Bill Mumy (Will Robinson),
both exceptional actors and total professionals. We all had
a lot of fun, and with the talents of the great Dick Tufeld,
we proved without a shadow of doubt, that we still have the
magic! Again thanks to Kevin and his super staff.
I
rang Jonathan Harris on his birthday, November 6th and wished
the best. I told him I was very pleased to working with him
again as I was, all those years ago. When you see the TV special,
you will just adore Jonathan in character again. To say that
you don't adore Jonathan, is to say you're not interested in
breathing. Lots of people have been visiting my Website, there's
always lots to talk about, so if you're on-line, please feel
free to contact me on www.robot-b9.com
A
big thank you to all those folks that have bought my "Robot
Memories" documentary video. through this magazine. I'm
very proud of that production that Mike Clark and I put together
in the early 90's. I'm even happier about the cheques that are
sent to me and Mike - Thank you Australia.
Im
doing a show/convention in Fresno on 22nd, 23rd and 24th of
December '98 and then I'm shooting to Los Angeles, "There
my wife Judy and I will be spending Christmas eve with my daughter
Deborah and my grandson Devin. (January 7th, he'll be two years
old!)
Then,
on Christmas day I'll be spending the day with my son Marty
and grandson Dakota. Lately the grandchildren have been exhibiting
so much energy, I've got a feeling they are going to turn out
to be professional football players.
I
wish all my fans in Australia a very merry festive season, Judy
and I miss all of you down there - our bags are packed and ready
to visit you all again, at a moments notice.
Merry
Christmas!

Issue
22/23
June
17, 1999
To
our dear friends in Australia,
Gotta
few Lost in Space links for you this time around... so fasten
your seat belts... might be a bumpy ride.
Readers
of Alpha Control know all about Kevin Bums. He's been at 20th
Century Fox and their Foxstar Productions for over a dozen years
now and it was Kevin who rescued the original LIS Robot from
a dusty prop spent many MANY thousands of his own dollars having
it rebuilt to original specifications, and more, than anyone,
has been the enduring keeper of the Lost In Space flame. Kevin
was the producer of "The Fantasy Worlds of Irwin Allen"
as well as "Lost In Space Forever." Recently Kevin
formed a new production company, Prometheus Entertainment, that'll
be housed within the Fox Television Studios in West Los Angeles.
And
- we understand New Line Cinema (who owns all the Lost In Space
properties) has asked Kevin to consider helping develop a POSSIBLE
(may never happen!) new LIS project - perhaps for TV, perhaps
for film, perhaps a series, and with the original television
cast some thirty years later. Whoa!! Now THAT'S something to
think about!! As George Eastman said when his company, Eastman
Kodak, first introduced photographic roll film in 1888 -We'll
see what develops.
AND
SPEAKING OF KEVIN BURNS AND SPEAKING OF THE ROBOT: It's up for
sale ... Honest!! In case you haven't already heard - Ebay.com.
the huge web auction site, has been listing it for bid, the
past few days and it's yours for the taking. You better have
a few dollars stashed away, though... minimum acceptable bid
is $150,000 (US)!!
KEVIN
BURNS - FINAL NOTE: He recently acquired a prop from one of
his favourite TV shows, "The Munsters" - the Electric
chair! Knowing Kevin's obsession with authenticity, don't be
surprised if he turns it into a working model and has it electrified.
If visiting his home - I urge you to be careful where you sit.
THE
MONEY LINE: Story in Daily Variety last March about New Line
Cinema signing a string of global partnerships on most of its
foreign deals. The new agreements will enable New Line to reduce
and cover a large percentage of its production costs. On "Lost
In Space for example, New Line leveraged as much as 70 million
dollars on the 90 million production cost out of foreign sales.
The film grossed about 140 million world-wide, including 70
million dollars 'in the US and 16 million in the UK.
THE
McCLENAHAN REPORT: One of the nicest things about our Robinson
Robot Body and Soul Tour 'in 1996 was meeting Anne McClenahan
... a wonderful lady and REALLY FUNNY. After hearing her at
the Bankstown Sports Club, I remember telling her, "You
ought to be a stand up comic". Well, it came to pass. The
company she works for, Picker Australia (supplier of gamma machines
for nuclear medicine), sends her to LA on business every once
in awhile and she was here about a week ago with her lovely
associate, Jennifer Wells.
Seems
they dropped into the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip one
evening for some music. Afterwards they went across the street
to the legendary Comedy Club where the comedian on stage started
making less than respectable comments about Australian ways
and accents. Anne in the audience, started heckling him... and
he said, "Well, if you think you can do any better - why
don't you up on stage" Of course, asking Anne if she'd
like to do comedy is a little like asking Bill Clinton if he
has any interest in sex. Anne did... went through a couple of
her routines... and brought down the house.' When she was done,
the chagrined comic asked her when she was going back to Australia
and asked If he could use her material until she came back to
the States. Pretty funny.....
LOST
IN TIME: About a year ago, Trendmasters, the toy manufacturer
had me record a ton of stuff for a talking Robot animated watch,
it occurred to me recently that I had never heard of the watch
being available anywhere. So I called Trendmasters. They told
me that, for whatever reason, the watch never went into production.
I asked if one was obtainable anywhere. They said they'd check...
and a week later called to say they had found a sample in Asia
and were sending it to me.
Well
- it's a knockout item! Press a button and the Robot tells you
the exact time - minute by minute - 24 hours a day ... along
with many many familiar Robot phrases from the show... and while
this is taking place, the animated Robot on the LCD dial readout
is waving its arms, spinning it's head or flashing his chest
light. There are sounds and music... even Dr. Smith can be seen
and heard. It's really a kick!! It's also a stopwatch, an alarm
and has a time and date readout as well. If it ever goes into
production, check it out. Hope it becomes available one day....
2ND
GENERATION STUFF: Several months ago, Adrienne and I had dinner
with Kevin Bums and his sister at The Grill 'in Beverley Hills
- We all fell down when the maitre de turned out to be Mark
Goddard's handsome and affable son. Michael
There's more.
A few weeks after that, we stopped in for some pizza at Ciaoti's,
a local restaurant. One of the young waitresses with the greatest
smile in the world stopped by to say hello. She was absolutely
adorable - a family trait, I think. It was Angela Cartwright's
beautiful 17-year-old daughter, Becca. We couldn't stop raving
about her
3RD
GENERATION STUFF: Went to an LA Dodger game recently. Sitting
two rows in front of us was Michael Goddard (see above paragraph),
his lovely wife and their beautiful 5 month old son, Mark's
grandchild! Don't want you to think I'm feeling old or anything
like that ... not till we hit the 4th generation anyway...
TUFELD
UPDATE: Enjoyed working on "The Sirnpsons" a while
back. I know that episode with the Robot screened in Australia
recently, it was fun to do, and the production people on that
show are the nicest you'll ever find anywhere... Talked to Jonathan,
too, around that time... he sounded well; its always nice touching
bases with him... Oh, and I really enjoyed this: was doing some
promo narration for the WB network about three weeks ago when
Mark Hamill came into our room to also do some work for them
- We were both all grins as Star Wars finally got to hang out
with Lost In Space. I know the crew got a huge kick out of it...
Me too.
Dick
Tufeld
California, U.S.A.
June
19, 1999
To
my fans in Australia,
Hello
from a very hot Los Angeles, I believe it's winter in Australia
at the moment and boy, we need some of that. As I told you last
time, I'm writing a book about my family, but in addition I
now have plans under way for a "Robot Memories" video
sequel. It will encompass all the important Lost In Space events
since 1990 and a few surprises as well. I'll keep you posted
on that.
Otherwise,
I've been attending quite a few big Sci-fi Conventions, on average
about two a month, all over the U.S.A. (My autograph table keeps
getting bigger and bigger). I've just appeared at two big conventions;
one was called Grand Slam, at Pasadena with June Lockhart &
Steve Catalano (Guy Williams' son). The other was Fright-Vision
at Akron Ohio with Mark Goddard-, this event was very special
as I was surrounded by Robinson Robots. It was the first get-together
of the Robot B-9 builders club, consisting of fans from all
over the country who have built perfect replica Robots ... and
it was very hard job to judge a winner!!!
With
all my conventions. I am meeting alot of visiting Aussies. and
whenever I do, I give them a big hug, because I was treated
so well in Australia and I can't wait to come back one day.
Do
you know I'll be 60 of age on the 4th September? But I've gotta
tell you I feel like I'm 22 ... and I act like I'm five! Ha'Ha'
My wife Judy, my grandchildren (Devin is now two years old,
and he's 3 foot, 4 inches tall! - if he gets any taller I'm
going to hire him as a security guard!) and I are really enjoying
life at the moment and are very much looking forward to the
future!
Lots
of Love and Luck - your Robot pal.
Bob
May
Los Angeles, USA

Issue
24
To
our dear friends in Australia -
Some rambling, babbling and shared thoughts this time around:
Only a couple more months left in the century and, like you,
we're all looking forward to the millennium and new century.
It's hard to conceive that the next 100 could have the incredible
technological advances of the 20th century... and yet we all
know it's not only likely, but VERY probable. So hang on to
your space suits and prepare for blast off. Should be quite
a ride!
LOST IN SPACE
seems to be in a semi quiescent state at the moment. We continue
to hear slight rumblings, however, about this and that... so
perhaps in the near future, there'll be much more to talk and
speculate about. In the meantime...
LOST IN WEB SITES:
Always something to click into on the many LIS sites. You all
know about LISA at
www.lisa.org.au
.... And for fans of the Robot, friends Daniel and Paul
Monroe have had a terrific site, THE MAGNETIC LOCK, going for
over a couple of years now... available at http://members.aol.com/dmd7371067/robot.htm
The newest one, THE B9 ROBOT BUILDERS CLUB, has
been up and running for six months or so. Jeff Baudin, who put
together an absolutely AMAZING Robot, is quite active in the
organization. If you haven't done so, check it out at
www.robotbuilders.net/B9/index.html
It's really good!
LOST IN SUSPENSION:
Adrienne and I were in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago to attend
the wedding of Judy and Max Bryer's lovely daughter, Victoria.
It was a really wonderful black tie affair at the Resort at
Summerlin. The morning of the nuptials I woke up horrified.
I had forgotten to bring along the SUSPENDERS for my tuxedo
pants ... which needed them, and had no belt loops for a belt!
And I was really annoyed about having to spend another $35-40
for a new pair.
That afternoon we were in the new Bellagio Hotel where several
men's shops are located. Went into three of them.... they didn't
have any suspenders. I asked, "Is there a shop here
in the hotel that might sell suspenders? " (It
was about 100 degrees Fahrenheit outside, and I certainly wasn't
going to wander around town looking in that heat.) "You
might try Armani's or Hermes, " the clerk suggested.
Well, I wasn't going to Armani's. I told Adrienne they'd probably
cost $75-100 in that upscale store. So we walked into Hermes
and asked for suspenders. The clerk brought out two pair. "How
much are they, " I inquired.
(They looked pretty much like what I had hanging in my closet
back home) "This pair is only $360... aren't
they lovely," he answered. 'And how much are the
others?" (I was keeping a straight face ... not easy)......
Oh, aren't they wonderful! They're only $480, "
was his response. Talk about sticker shock!! Just think - for
only about $900 (tax included) you can have TWO pair of suspenders!
So guess who kept pulling his pants up ENDLESSLY all night long
at the wedding. Actually I would have pinned the pants to my
shirt except I was terrified that I might bend over suddenly...
LOST IN THE MEN'S ROOM:
The Grammy Awards is one of the most successful musical events
on live television. It's been around for about 30 years, and
seen annually by millions of viewers around the world. I've
been privileged to announce 16 of them, and NEVER will I forget
my first one. It was held at the Hollywood Palladium on Sunset
Boulevard - one of this town's nicer dance palaces. One problem
though... Because the Palladium wasn't a huge facility that
could accommodate all the necessary television production -
there was no room in which to set up the announcer and his microphone.
Not a room. Not a closet. Not even a broom closet. So where
did they put me??
Well, for the first and last time in the history of television
--- how about the MEN'S ROOM!! Here's the good news: tile floors
- tile walls - tile ceiling. Unbelievable acoustics and reverberation!
I never sounded so good!! Here's the bad news; the room had
to continue being a men's room even during the broadcast. So
- you guessed it. In the middle of the show while I was in the
middle of some big time announcement... microphone ON -- some
guy walks into the toilet stall right next to me, does what
he has to do, and FLUSHES the water closet while I'm talking
my heart out... to help punctuate my listing of some award winners.
Oh, and then the viewers heard loud running water as he thoroughly
washed his hands and God knows what else. It was quite a remarkable
effect, believe me...
LOST
MY MIND:
Find out how Richard Tufeld turned BEET RED and almost died
from his embarrassment. And he hasn't forgotten it to this day....Read
about it in the latest Alpha Control Issue 24.
To
all of you --- a wonderful, happy and healthy New Year and Century!!
Dick
Tufeld
California, U.S.A.
October 23, 1999
To
my fans in Australia.
I'm still doing a lot of public appearances and conventions.
I've just celebrated my 60th birthday; last September 4th, and
boy, did the May household have a blast. My son Marty,
daughter Debbie, and my grandchildren Devin and Dakota were
all there and you better believe there was a lot of laughter
to get through that night.
Great to see Lost In Space Forever coming out
on video throughout Australia for the first time in the world.
Look for it from October 27th 1999 'in your favourite video
store. Jonathan, Billy, Dick Tufeld and I poured our heart and
soul into that project, so if you haven't seen it yet, do yourself
a favour and buy it! Look closely at the last scene, you will
notice that I (the Robot) have the final summation of the fate
of the Jupiter II
I recently had dinner with Richard Hatch (from Battlestar
Galactica fame) and his girlfriend Sophie. Richard is
a great guy, a great actor, and he has just shown me his self-funded
pilot for a new Battlestar Galactica movie in
a small studio across the road from Paramount. After seeing
it, I can tell you it's fantastic. I feel that if he gets this
project going, it will be the biggest hit in Sci-fi to this
date! He is pitching it to the American television networks
at the moment and we wish him the best with his pilot.
To all my Aussie friends, I understand you will be celebrating
the year 2000 before we do, because of international time differences.
So I hope whatever you are doing, or what your plans may hold,
you will have a damn good time, because I will be with my family!
Till next time,
Lots of Love and Luck - your Robot pal
Bob
May
Los Angeles, USA
October 23, 1999

Issue
25
To
our dear friends in Australia:
Well,
the big news in our family is that Adrienne and I are going
to be grandparents again! Our son Craig and his wife,
Carole, are expecting a baby and the due date is July the 4th
- Independence Day over here. If you saw the great old
movie about songwriter George M. Cohan starring James Cagney
- you know that the great song in that picture that immortalizes
that date is I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy --- born on
the 4th of July!! If the baby's birthday really
turns out to be July the 4th -- Carole and Craig are threatening
to name the child -- Yankee Doodle Tufeld. Really
makes you root for July 3rd, 5th, 6th or any other day of the
month, doesn't it....
HOW
TO SOLVE A BIG PROBLEM: For several months now a
pesky gopher has been systematically destroying our backyard
lawn. Tried getting rid of it by using traps, gopher granola
(strychnine), gopher smoke bombs, even chewing gum (that it
would choke on) --- nothing worked! Finally, in desperation,
I left my copy of Bob May's Robot Memories out
in the backyard one night. And guess what??? --- the gopher
never came back! Whoa!!!
AND
SPEAKING OF BOB: -- He and Mike Clark are in the
midst of producing a follow-up video to Bob's 1990 Robot
Memories. It should be coming out pretty soon.
Bob says it will focus on his fabulous fan conventions and travels
over the world -- which means there should be a lot of footage
of our wonderful Australian Robinson Robot - Body and Soul
Tour in 1996. I'll be anxious to check it out.
Get
to check out Marta Kristen a lot these days. She's featured
in a television commercial for Advil (an aspirin-like product)
that's running a lot here in the States. We see
her digging in her garden saying 'I used to have aches
and pains --- but no more... since I've been
taking Advil!" She looks and sounds absolutely wonderful!
Perhaps we should all start taking Advil...
UPDATE
ON LOST IN SPACE: Rights to the original TV
series have now reverted back to Sheila Allen. Sheila
and our good friend Kevin Bums at 20th Century Fox (Prometheus
Productions) have a long history of working together... so don't
be surprised if Kevin tries to develop and perhaps syndicate
some sort of new (and much desired) television version of LIS.
Hope it happens!!
Rang
up Glenn Ware this morning to say "G'Day, Mate –
Happy Birthday!!" He actually claims
he's now 27 years of age. Uhhh... I don't think
so, Dorian.... Wish we could be there to buy you a Bluey
or two. Hope you have a great year!
And
finally -- can hardly wait until September and the Sydney Olympics!
You know all the world will be watching you do yourself proud!!
To
all of you -- all our best always!